Ok, here we are, the start of our blog...
I feel quite
anxious and I haven't really written anything yet.
You wonder if you have anything interesting to tell,
I say tell as it's easier to write if I think about it in terms of stories abet lots of very short stories.
Norm's and I thinking about it have quite an interesting time of it really..
1: It maybe remembering the time that norms got kissed by Ronnie Wood.
(his wife was there, it was on the cheek and he was a perfect gentleman)
2: Or the time when we were in london for Fashion week and we stopped this black guy late one night on a street corner in Soho who definatley had something silver, hard and I think it had a handle in his pocket and asked him the way to heaven.
(Heaven was a club, which we never found after 4 hours of looking and ended the night with Norma collapsing on the floor in a taxi cab)
3: This hippy type guy came in the shop after seeing our beautiful shaped fruit candles through the window. He told us he dresses up as a banana for children's parties. Fine..someone has too..
After chatting to him for a couple of minutes he asked me if I liked chocolate and pulled out a tupperware container. I started to wonder what he was going to offer me and as I don't really like chocolate I turned and pointed to Norms and yelled SHE DOES.
( is that mean? Norm's does have a bit of a chocolate addiction.)
Norm' s took some and then I did .. He explained that it was cacao (which is the cocoa plant) all healthy and natural. God it was rancid, definatley lived up to it's name. I went to throw it away after taking a polite nibble and he made me give it back. Yuuk!
We say to kids never take sweets from strangers but WE did, ever so slightly emotionally forced into eating vile chocolate that could have been anything, cat poo, mud, belly button fluff.
We could have been tripping in the shop all afternoon.. or Norm's could have been driving home in a purple haze or on her very own magical mystery tour..
So children if your parents tell you not to take sweets, listen!!!!!
Well, that was alright,
Good night x